The Top 55 Geek T-shirt Slogans
(thanks to Alex Mendelson)

1. Cannot find REALITY.SYS....Universe Halted.
2. COFFEE.EXE Missing - Insert Cup and Press Any Key
3. Buy a Pentium 586/90 so you can reboot faster.
4. 2 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2
5. Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes!
6. Computers are not intelligent...They only think they are!
7. My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
8. C:\WINDOWS C:\WINDOWS\GO C:\PC\CRAWL
9. C:\DOS C:\DOS\RUN RUN\DOS\RUN
10. <========== Your information went data way =========>
11. Best file compression around: "DEL *.*" = 100% compression
12. Definition of an upgrade: Take old bugs out, put new bugs in.
13. BREAKFAST.COM Halted.....Cereal Port Not Responding
14. The name is BAUD.........James Baud.
15. BUFFERS=20 FILES=15 2nd down, 4th quarter, 5 yards to go.
16. Access Denied...nah nah nah nah nah!
17. C:\> Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner!
18. Bad Command. Bad, bad command. Sit! Stay. Staaaay!
19. Why doesn't DOS ever say "Excellent Command or filename?"
20. As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.
21. Southern DOS: Y'all Reckon (Yep/Nope)?
22. Backups? We don't need no steenking backups!
23. E Pluribus Modem
24. File Not Found.....Should I fake it? (Y/N)
25. Ethernet (n): Something used to capture the Ether Bunny.
26. Mainframe: The biggest PC peripheral available.
27. An error? Impossible...my modem is error correcting!
28. CONGRESS.SYS corrupted......Reboot Washington D.C. (Y/n)?
29. Does Fuzzy Logic tickle?
30. A computers attention span is as long as it's power cord.
31. 11th Commandment - Covet NOT thy neighbor's Pentium!
32. 24 hours a day.......24 cans of beer in a case. Coincidence?????????????????????????????????
33. Disinformation is not as good as Datinformation!
34. WINDOWS: Just another pane in the glass!
35. SENILE.COM found.....Out of Memory!!!!!
36. Who is General Failure and why is he reading my disk?
37. Ultimate office automation: networked coffee!
38. RAM Disk is NOT an installation procedure!
39. Shell to DOS....Come in DOS...Do you copy? Shell to DOS...
40. ALL Computers WAIT at the same speed!
41. COMPUTER (n): A device designed to speed and automate errors.
42. Press <CTRL><ALT><DEL> to continue.
43. Smash forehead to continue...
44. Enter ANY 11-digit prime number to continue...
45. ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI!
46. E-mail returned to sender...Insufficient voltage!
47. Help! I'm modeming and I can't hang up!
48. All wiyht. Rho sritched mg kegtops awound?
49. Error: Keyboard not attached... Press F1 to continue...
50. "640K ought to be enough for anybody!" - Bill Gates, 1981
51. DOS Tip #17: Add DEVICE=FNGRCROS.SYS to your CONFIG.SYS
52. Hidden DOS secret: Add BUGS=OFF to your CONFIG.SYS
53. Press any Key... No... No, not that key...
54. Press any key to continue...press any other key to quit.
55. Go ahead...Make my data!